Watership Down: Revenge Of The Frith

Not so long ago…

Out in an English Shaw not so far away…

“Watership Down”

Episode II: Waterboarding Madness

as you know, the Star Wars movies start out like this. So I figured I would mimic them. For your amusement. I do not know if you are familiar with Watership Down? Well in the beginning of that world, the “Frith” is The deity who made the Watership Down world and I think that because it rhymes with Sith. This will not be anything about that.

The following spoof story is dedicated to Richard Adams, who is in English war hero who has put into Watership Down his feelings about humanity, what we are capable of both good and bad, and even the prospect of spiritual internal life. Afterlife too. He says that his stories scared his daughters… Why yes, anytime fuzzy-wuzzy bunnies are calling each other and it’s bloody the author may be a sicko psycho… If I were to judge that, I would be even more so… To you Richard, pleasantly surprised you are still kicking, in your nineties.

If anybody wishes to write and thank Richard for writing Watership Down, his address is:

Attn: Richard Adams

26 Church St.

White church, Hampshire RG28 7AR


and now…


Watership Down: revenge of the Frith

Even now as I write I can tell the computer world is jealous of the old world where we wrote on the paper with pin or with typewriter. I wrote revenge of the Frith… spell correct put fridge… anathema!!

From up above in the sky we see

A flock of geese in fashion military

their wings are painted like Indians do

The geese form a motley crew


In they fly to England, swift

from Goose-lama-bad far away

this is to be an unusual day

they claim to be sent by the Frith!


On the backs of the geese smart rodents steering,

anti-aircraft see them mice with turbans appearing

rabbits sound the alarm but it is too late

they head for America


it is hard to say who is in charge

The geese used to fly or the mice not so large

war is declared in the United States

dogs and cats Are sent to the East without much debate


The Fuzzlim mice and the suicidal geese

Declare a holy war at Monticello

They claim they have the blessing of Frith

The Canada geese, usually quiet, denounce them from their headquarters in Quackbeck


Wars went on in the desert places

Tyrants for massive power in that hour

I am skipping ahead past details and faces

To a war to end all wars…”

And you can read about it. I will write about it on syntaxsinner.Wordpress.com + Watership Down + Whitehorse



3 thoughts on “Watership Down: Revenge Of The Frith

  1. Wow that’s amazing are they Narnian animals where the Lion of Judah is named ASLAN? my cat is from there hes a black panther hes in disguse as a domestic cat I not even allowed a cat this mental health hostel they would frown on a black panther, maybe they should put a sign outside like they did before in England, NO Blacks No Irish NO dogs. PS No shapeshifting black panthers or any narnian heroic animals. whatever Bageera is a rebel against all false authority and as a Kuluminati fat cat boss he has an access all areas pass. If the cia can use stolen alien technology to walk tru walls and shit like Neo Jesus in the Matrix film u damn sure Jesus soulJahs can do all that and more. Insha ALA. stay bless love this post thank you/Misgana in Ethiopian! 🙂 Bageera says MEOW>

    • “Aslan” is Turkish for “Lion”.
      It could be any lion.

      CS Lewis was edumacated in Medieval studies at a PhD level and from his Narnian reference to “Turkish Delight” and to “Final Battle”‘s reference to Arabian fighters, I believe, Dr. Lewis, who died the same day as JFK was a mage in his Anglican sect, ie he “felt’ the future trending of Arabic events, even doing apologetics on behalf of SUBMITTERS who believe in ______.

      ________ = to an Aslan or Emperor over the sea.

      See what fiction produces in reality? its not “fake”, but regurgitated perspective, like Tom Clancy work, valuable if you wing it that way

      Frith vs. Aslan… And black rabbit?

      Frith is a god over animals with intellect and heart

      Aslan is an animal with intellect, heart, died, resurrected, defeated the winter witch (death)

      Black rabbit is the closeness of grief we feel when abandoned, our hearts sludging, his red eyes pushing back (near death grief or experience)

      Watership Down as text was tested on the authors daughters who cried terrible tears. Whoops. Author put his PTSD into cartoon format.

      Perhaps author (English and STILL alive? Lives in Oxford community) had loose end unanswered questions about grief, and wrote. Slam dunk success, loved by other children round the globe

      I live near where geese are preserved, but they fly over hunter territory at Alberta Canadian goose crossing. It helps my life grief to love like them sing to their bravery as an Anglican (Episcopal) page. Page is meaning small small prophet from my understanding of Jesu

      As you read these kids stories, remember Hansel and Gretel, too. Childrens stories that are worth while question God, goodness, loss (Grimm brother’s wrote about bad step mamas a lot and missing mothers, but kindly dads. And stuff

      Yes Aslan is there… distantly in context of the fact that the story is complete yet being completed in the reality of you and we
      and me and us and I and another I and me

      not joking

      Books can prevent emergency smoking
      of mind altering zig weed and drinking of parlour whiskey to extreme

      Not always, but writing can “mage” you toward the charity

      Best wishes,
      Absentee Avuncular Andrew

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