Once upon a time, there was a polar bear?
Yes, in Scandanavia, the women’s fine hair
sometimes the color like the hue of the scruffy fuzzy fur…
of a polar bear.
Such a hue is akin to raw honey comb,
A magic laser-lite in the lightning that sparks when the Mjölnir (hammer!) of Thor lands on the Earth with a deep bass thud
so Norweigia hair
that is pale n’ fair
makes NO GIRL A “square”… but maybe a tetrahedron.
no lady of locks gone blond or sword-gifting nymph Angels, brunette- in the pond of King Arthur who saw her and said:
“Thanks for the battlesword, Lucy. But I am taking Linus’s sister to bed.
to keep her warm, entertained, not alone… She is blonde. That means she is good. For sure she is good. Damm- she WANTS Schroader.., that effing blond boy who does not want HER. Dizzy, dizzy… Augh!”
Boy who like girls
who like boys who like girls
who like boys who like girls.
How they scream.
Girls ls who like boys
who like girls who like girls who like girls who like girls who…
…hahahah, like BOYS…
well, you may just disagree
simple sandwich on rye
distinguished taste, full of deli lunch
Stanley Hoopschmaker stands
brushes off his pinstrip
slick hair but healthy
sweaty but wealthy
goes to the gym to change.
Meanwhile at the cafe Mdm. Who is at the pie and coffee place
she is making a clock
She is a geek but hot.
Hoops maker goes to get a coffee
an hour later and who cares
this is fiction
“Fiction is more actual than truth.”
It turns out they went to the same school
she says she has a cat
He says “Right on.”
she says “No, he is mean.”
he says, “maybe you should punish the cat.”
She says, “What?”
he says, “Oh, uh…”
and he ends up walking her HOME…
he stares thru the window…
like a PERVERT but he is a nice sort of dude
he sees the cat, orange, greet her
Behind the cat’s back- a huge knife reflecting Hoopschmaker’s eyes. He sees fear in his own EYES! The cat raises the knife to Mdm. Who’s back.
Mr. Hoops hamlet fools the attack!
with both his laces makes a lasso
laces tied with a HOOP
SHOT!! And *loop!!* around the cat’s neck…
throws him in the bushes
stuffs a hot dog from the garbage in his mouth
throws the Orange ball back in the house
the woman hears a thud and cries,
“Oh no. Fluff kind. You choked to death on a hotdog and fell off the counter breaking your neck. What do I do?! I will go out in my bra and skirt and look fleshy but ditzy and helpless. Oh if I had only made out with that MAN before- I would have strength NOW in this peril.
and she says,
Hey, what is this knife doing here. As she picks it up in front of the door, the door bell rings DING!!!!
half of the remaining 7 cats JUMP
STICK TO THE CEILING
SHE simply reacts according to her Green Beret training and 25 years of sweaty combat experiences. The knife goes thru the floor…
flies thru the air…
and goes into Mr HOOPSCHMAKER’s head in the neck actually, to the right side of vertebrae c2 and TURNS…
Turns and tap-tickles his uvula
It rotates and bisects his abdomen.
but the 60 year old Italian neighbor saves his life so he marries HER. She turns out to beat him which is really what he wants.
then he gets cancer
then goes mute
and all she does is bitch.
so he goes to the library, spars with a tree in Kung fu when she is not watching his every move
and he never dies
every day is worse than the first
he never dies
heaven? Not here
Hell? Please disappear
he is spared to live
delights are slim
oh well and say
if you relate