Scotch tape (capitalize Scottish things!)
Take a free sample cookie from Trader Joe’s. Take it home.
Beat the cookie with a spoon. Make crumbs.
Carefully pick up crumbs by squashing them skillfully into little elf rolls onto SCOTCH tape.
The dumb little elves say thank you!!
Ho Ho Ho…
santa wears Depends…
they TEAR down the chiminey
inside out, the dough falls out
lands on a fire
Smokey the bear invents fly by water drops in firefighting
it was Smokey’s house!
see, there IS A WAY to turn shit into gold
Merry Christmas 2014! Happy New Year! From our Tee Pee to your trailer home… Love. Intimacy. Pleasures. Like chocolate, you perv! Haha