Tell Me How To Get To Love Street


You wake up tired
You’re not so tired
Under the sheet from me
I blow on your hair
Like an annoying prick
I lick your ear
You say, “No! Eww!”
But I know girl, that YOU know
You know why I’ve trained you

You are my unmelting popsicle
What’s this?
Purple panties?
They look good… on the floor
I feel sweaty
Its hot!
I never learn
I’m a man whore

Hey, that purple material
Looks nice on your ankles
I wish I could tie it
But your feeeet?
They need to have a vacation
From eachother

Don’t answer the phone
Who is it?
Your friend Brenda just called
To complain
You’re back?
I’m not in the mood
Why the hell the phone gotta ring?
Its MY bedroom too…
I just wanted to bang you softly
Now I’m sad
You’d rather talk to your friend

Nuh uh
You want to rub my back?
I’m going to get a 9am beer to relax
Okay I’m back

Oh that feels sooo good
So sooo damn good
Oh baby you smell good
You what?
Ah shaddup! Heh heh. You don’t
You don’t need a shower
Ooo I like your soft breasts
Brushing my back
Its like I’m your prison bitch
And your boobs are bangin’ me

Mmm. Your hair smells good
Why you gotta say you didn’t
Didn’t wash it?
You make me feel dirty and…
What do I do?
I’m just going to have to flip you
Flip you over
And whippity diddle DO you
And you’re gonna have to like it

And we’re not going anywhere
So you’re just going to like it
This should only take, mmmm
An hour or two
I’m tired and
I feel lazy and
I wanna make sure I knock over
Of your dominos
Ya get it

What what?
You didn’t hear me?
On your back
Tell me if you’re comfortable
Every step o’ the way, Breakfast!

Yeah I did
I called you “Breakfast”
Now I’m going to eatcha up
Ooo- look at these legs



You are


4 thoughts on “Tell Me How To Get To Love Street

    • Hi. I left an email for you… I tried.

      Thank you. I don’t know how it happened.
      I was in Russia one second, hanging upside down. Mi6… oops, typo… “MiG” jets were being towed out of the hanger…

      I defected. Hanging on to a MiG.
      That was 1967. I let go because at 30,000 ft… its cold. I landed over Egypt without a chute. Lucky for me an Israeli sidewinder blew me to the side and I landed on a gigantic Irish cactus… 40 feet tall. The only grow there.

      Long story short, I met Bedouin rebels with sticks. Like, enter sandman, because they are the inspiration for Star Wars. Just then George Lucas found me.

      I almost played Red Guard 3… in Return of the Jedi, the redux, but I was lost in a wormhole at Bill Gates dads friends uncle’s ranch. In Russia… back to 1967.

      My life story:

      Groundhog To The Future

      Starring Chris Issac as ME

      RIGHT now I am writing from the year 2015 to you all in 2030.
      Thanks for being my spacejump buddy reader!

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